I called my mom a fewdays ago for our usual weekly talk. Mysister recently had a birthday and she talked to me about the meal shemade. She made lasagna and about 27other items…she likes to go big instead of go home when cooking. She is also a big fan of shrimp. These days, you can find shrimp in just aboutanything she cooks from stuffing, marinara sauces, breakfast foods, chocolatecake, potato casserole, etc. Shrimp isher salt and pepper and it makes her wanna shoop. Shoop da doop. At any rate, I heard about the meal, theguests to the dinner, the weather and then we talked about all that again. Before the third telling, I asked for my dadbecause I wanted to check in with him, too. My mom said hold on and starting screaming my dad’s name…over and overagain. The thing about my mom’s phone isshe has a cordless phone. For Christmasone year I gave her the cordless phone so she could move around whiletalking. Ever since she has received it,which was years and years ago, she generally moves around as far as the typicalphone cord used to be…but not for our conversation a few days ago. For this conversation, she went mobile anddelivered the phone directly to my dad who was apparently taking a shit. I know this because in between her screams ofmy dad’s name she also said a few times, “What? Are you on the commode? THECOMMODE – ARE. YOU. ON. THE. COMMODE!” Iheard him answer in the affirmative and then he was on the line. This naturally caused me to ask my dad, “Areyou in an important meeting.” He laughedand said, “Yes, an emergency meeting.” Ithen told him it was important that he close the deal. We went back and forth like this for awhilewhich was the extent of our conversation because he clearly had business thatneeded his attention.
13 Kasım 2012 Salı
A Conversation with My Mom
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I called my mom a fewdays ago for our usual weekly talk. Mysister recently had a birthday and she talked to me about the meal shemade. She made lasagna and about 27other items…she likes to go big instead of go home when cooking. She is also a big fan of shrimp. These days, you can find shrimp in just aboutanything she cooks from stuffing, marinara sauces, breakfast foods, chocolatecake, potato casserole, etc. Shrimp isher salt and pepper and it makes her wanna shoop. Shoop da doop. At any rate, I heard about the meal, theguests to the dinner, the weather and then we talked about all that again. Before the third telling, I asked for my dadbecause I wanted to check in with him, too. My mom said hold on and starting screaming my dad’s name…over and overagain. The thing about my mom’s phone isshe has a cordless phone. For Christmasone year I gave her the cordless phone so she could move around whiletalking. Ever since she has received it,which was years and years ago, she generally moves around as far as the typicalphone cord used to be…but not for our conversation a few days ago. For this conversation, she went mobile anddelivered the phone directly to my dad who was apparently taking a shit. I know this because in between her screams ofmy dad’s name she also said a few times, “What? Are you on the commode? THECOMMODE – ARE. YOU. ON. THE. COMMODE!” Iheard him answer in the affirmative and then he was on the line. This naturally caused me to ask my dad, “Areyou in an important meeting.” He laughedand said, “Yes, an emergency meeting.” Ithen told him it was important that he close the deal. We went back and forth like this for awhilewhich was the extent of our conversation because he clearly had business thatneeded his attention.
I called my mom a fewdays ago for our usual weekly talk. Mysister recently had a birthday and she talked to me about the meal shemade. She made lasagna and about 27other items…she likes to go big instead of go home when cooking. She is also a big fan of shrimp. These days, you can find shrimp in just aboutanything she cooks from stuffing, marinara sauces, breakfast foods, chocolatecake, potato casserole, etc. Shrimp isher salt and pepper and it makes her wanna shoop. Shoop da doop. At any rate, I heard about the meal, theguests to the dinner, the weather and then we talked about all that again. Before the third telling, I asked for my dadbecause I wanted to check in with him, too. My mom said hold on and starting screaming my dad’s name…over and overagain. The thing about my mom’s phone isshe has a cordless phone. For Christmasone year I gave her the cordless phone so she could move around whiletalking. Ever since she has received it,which was years and years ago, she generally moves around as far as the typicalphone cord used to be…but not for our conversation a few days ago. For this conversation, she went mobile anddelivered the phone directly to my dad who was apparently taking a shit. I know this because in between her screams ofmy dad’s name she also said a few times, “What? Are you on the commode? THECOMMODE – ARE. YOU. ON. THE. COMMODE!” Iheard him answer in the affirmative and then he was on the line. This naturally caused me to ask my dad, “Areyou in an important meeting.” He laughedand said, “Yes, an emergency meeting.” Ithen told him it was important that he close the deal. We went back and forth like this for awhilewhich was the extent of our conversation because he clearly had business thatneeded his attention.
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